When my parents type “www.” into the url.
I’m like:
and they’re just like:
(Source: endlessblackout)
Summer is coming,
I currently look like this:
I just want to look like this:
But I’m always like:
(Source: amaniordie)
i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND
(via laugh-til-ya-fart)
So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…
THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR
this is what your getting yahoo.
this is what your getting.
(Source: onlylolgifs, via laugh-til-ya-fart)
(Source: animeshawty, via laugh-til-ya-fart)
i wish i had an accent
í
there we go
(via thehilariousblog)
I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.
teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology
I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.
(via awesomephilia)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
he is officially my hero
(via seize-the-pizza)
i try to be nice but then people start saying words
(via seize-the-pizza)
