onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

(Source: bullied, via pau1y)

mr-radical:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

(via pau1y)

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

(via pau1y)

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses, via pau1y)

llllucy:

Me at parties

(Source: ceremonialize, via crystallized-teardrops)

(Source: thisisthe-sountracktomylife, via pau1y)

(Source: -teesa-, via pau1y)

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

(Source: screaming-biscuits, via pau1y)

(Source: wendy-pleakley, via pau1y)

atomicdomme:

this may come as sad news for some of you but Outer Space is Gay. all of it

(via pau1y)

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords, via pau1y)

(Source: lukadarkwater, via crystallized-teardrops)

did-you-kno:

You’re more likely to die on your way to purchase a lottery ticket than you are to win the actual lottery. Source

soloontherocks:

chowchowmotherfucker:

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

(via kawaii-thvg)