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seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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did-you-kno:

A vampire bat urinates while drinking the blood of its prey. Source

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ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you have an inside joke with someone and someone else tries to understand it

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madohomos:

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

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