we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
this may come as sad news for some of you but Outer Space is Gay. all of it
You’re more likely to die on your way to purchase a lottery ticket than you are to win the actual lottery. Source
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants
pros: you won’t want to kill yourself
cons: you might want to kill yourself